What We Collect

We don't collect your data. But we have been known to collect practically everything else, such as:

Product warning labels. Safety instructions. Raw discombobulated speech. Jargon heard in transit. Translated artifacts that fall between ghost language and maritime maps. Accents and rhythms of weather patterns as also emotional registers. Photo recordings of speakeasy rooms. Bottled exact temperature and humidity of polar sea ice. Small format second-hand books about colonial protocol survival techniques and skeleton federal government policies. Bourbon scented grieving elephant jokes and other closely related humor. Clear sound recordings of fingers reading music notes that cross burnt billboard flakes or creosote. Ocean shoreline to riverbank food and beverage packaging items. Rail rust blended with carbon and coal residue flattened nails. Public domain dull and visually understated physical things created to hold shiny and glitzy things together. Upside down striped ephemera. Carbon copies of family love letters. Colorful textile scraps. Things removed from their original function and displayed over untidy or pugnacious puppets. Rare seeds. Strikethrough tapes that survived stained testimonies. Overlapped Greyhound bus stop signs. Lyon music entertainment restaurant coasters and napkins. Sentenced to hard labor breaking and digging hand tools. Etc.

Your browsing data is not on the list.

Hosting

The site is static HTML files hosted on Cloudflare Pages. There's no mechanism to track you. We don't run Google Analytics or any tracking scripts. No pixels. No fingerprinting. No heat maps. No session recordings. The pages load and they're yours alone.

Cookies and embeds

This site doesn't set cookies. Static HTML files have no mechanism to do so. Some pages embed audio players from SoundCloud, Bandcamp, or videos from YouTube or Vimeo. When these embeds load, those companies can set their own cookies and collect data about your visit. We can't control what they do on their end. If this concerns you, most browsers let you block third-party cookies. The writing and images on the site will work the same way regardless.

If you share your email with us

Our newsletter asks for your email address. Our contact form asks for your name and email. We don't sell or share any email list. You can unsubscribe at any time and we'll remove your information. We don't add contact form submissions to the newsletter list without your separate permission.

"Personal data" means something you wanted us to have, to receive our free resources.

Future possibilities

We might add privacy-focused analytics like Plausible, which counts page views without cookies or personal data. Advertising may at some point appear on some of the pages. This notice will change if it occurs.

Contact

Questions about this page go to Brian Otto at info@oyparaploo.com.